Remember:
It's not a good idea.
It's just the law.

Have you slapped your Norn to death today?

 

Quotes

I have collected some quotes that I find amusing or educational and as time permits I'll dig them out and put them here.

"Life is like a bowl of cereal. The same old artificial falours pour into our bowls day after day, breakfast after breakfast. And then one morning, when we least expect it -presto!- out pops the free iron-on decal. The wise man has his iron ready."
-Pottston Phipps (What is Life, Anyway?)

"...it's just that when I wake up to a hissing goat skull on my nightstand, and it hops off and runs across the floor on spider legs, I sleep a lot better knowing where it ran off to."
-Max Cannon (Red Meat)

"My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn."
-Louis Adamic

"You possess only what will not be lost in a shipwreck."
-Sufi proverb

"You brainless fucking q-tip!"
-Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Rios